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teeing off

a phrase refering to masturbation. A.K.A beating off, jerking off. If one says they have a 4:00 tee time, it would mean that individual is planning to masturbate at 4:00.
Nick: hey pal!
Jay: hey there good friend.
Nick: whats up?
Jay:oh nothing much, just finished teeing off.
Nick:atta boy;)
by jaysonderulo December 7, 2010
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TenIllusions

isn't gay.
TenIllusions: Don't IM me.
by Anonymous August 15, 2003
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tending

Keeping the hair of the pubic region in check. Also known as tending (to) the crops/garden.
Tonight? As long as you've been tending, baby.
by SplodgeOMatic January 26, 2008
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Teaing

Teaing is like Tea bagging.
rather than the testicles being singularly placed in the mouth of a sleeping or passed out friend, it is an all out urination whilst the cock and balls are withing their mouth.
Roger passed out so tead him. Teaing is fun!
by Pagbo Z August 3, 2007
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tending ones' patch

tending ones' marijuana crop

nurturing where one gets' money (oasis, etc)
tending ones' patch is important, until the end!!

at work, it is is wise to be seen tending ones' patch

tending ones' patch makes good business sense!!
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
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teinan

A Beast. The most awesome human in the world and has a large penis which he uses to knock out noobs.
OMG Teinan just owned that noob with his massive dick!
by Hotjugs54 October 23, 2009
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Evicting the Irish Tenants

(v): The act of digging the lent out of one's belly button
Person 1: Gross, man. What are you doing?
Person 2: Just evicting the Irish tenants.
Person 1: Please stop doing that at the table.
by Disgruntled_Landlord October 24, 2012
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