taking my talents to southhampton

to ejaculate onto someone's pillow at their hamptons' house. preferably the head of household. spawned from Lebron James' famous quote "taking my talents to south beach".

Larry: James, thanks for having me out here this weekend.
James: make yourself at home. My wife and I are going to the beach, do you want to join us?
Larry: no thanks, I have a few things to unload first.

*the next morning*
James: Oh f*ck, my pillow is stuck to my head!!!
Larry: That's right James, I've been taking my talents to southhampton

by Stepdads September 29, 2010

Talent

the opposite of Brittany Spears

done problem solved

Brittany Spears: look at me im so Talented, YAH.

Me: F*ck of you stupid skank

by Brittany sucks May 26, 2009

Raw Talent

Having a persona of a complete idiot, but spontaneously displaying signs of genius

Damn, that guy has raw talent - I thought he was really stupid.

by Manu Motorsport April 14, 2011

Talatzko

A word meaning a slut/whore who stands on the corner on fridays. Hard work, little pay!

Stephanie is a Talatzko

by The gossip girl May 5, 2009

Talater

Cross between Today & Later. Mostly used in response to a question or order. It will get done today, but later. A procrastinators best friend.

Mother: "Go clean your room!"
Kid: "I'll do it Talater."

or

Kid #1:"When are you going to the movies?"
Kid #2:"Talator."

by Puffy_Puffy July 13, 2009

talethia

A female that has a heart of gold. Loving, caring, and nurturing too every person she comes in contact with. She is like a mother figure to most and can see the good in anyone.

Talethia was the always kind too me. She is like a mother too me.

by Ms.TashaBaby July 12, 2017

unicorn talent

A talent that one has that everyone knows about, but few have witnessed.

Guy 1. I heard Lucy sing today, it was amazing.

Guy 2. I've never heard her sing.

Guy 1. It's her unicorn talent.

by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop March 14, 2009