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Tweakerism

Going on extremely long rants (could take hours) about simple things that should not take very long to explain. It can also be physically doing very ridiculous things, such as: carpet farming, taking a very long to finish a simple task due to tweaking and procrastination, arguing about things that are not a big deal at all, and last but not least… accusing people of stealing things that you can’t keep up with due to being spun out.
Wow he’s been talking for hours he must have TWEAKERISM!
by Big Tony1007 July 19, 2022
mugGet the Tweakerismmug.

Tweaker scout

So one who looks out for the trap house
Hey it's your turn to be the tweaker scout
by Squeker November 8, 2020
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tweaker muffin

by XHennessyx May 1, 2023
mugGet the tweaker muffinmug.

tweaker

toy is such a tweaker...
by keembo May 11, 2024
mugGet the tweakermug.

Tweaker Tipping

Tweaker Tipping
verb
/ˈtwēkər ˈtipiNG/

Definition:
The noble (if slightly questionable) art of gently nudging a fentanyl-frozen individual—typically caught mid “zombie lean” a.k.a. the fentanyl fold—until they slowly and dramatically topple over like a haunted scarecrow.

Originating in Portland, Oregon, where rain-soaked sidewalks, craft beer, and rampant public drug use collide, Tweaker Tipping has become a Friday night pastime for bored hipsters, disillusioned baristas, and rogue bachelorette parties. Bonus points awarded for sound effects, sticking the landing, or tipping multiple tweakers in a row like human dominoes.
“Bro, we went out to Burnside last night and played Tweaker Tipping 'til the cops showed up. I got a triple combo by the food carts.”
by Masterbaudering August 2, 2025
mugGet the Tweaker Tippingmug.

tweaker teetin

teetering between being a tweaker and naw son .
man that friend has dropped his R , hes become a fiend. Hes such a non terrible person! But, by golly Susan I dare say he's damn near a tweaker! He's tweaker teetin!
by Walter Chenko September 10, 2021
mugGet the tweaker teetinmug.

Tweaker Time

Taking longer than expected, lacking time management skills, not being able to accurately depict the amount of time it takes to do something or be somewhere.

When some functions on tweaker time they lack concern for other people's time and mislead them on the amount of time it takes to meet or do something.
My neighbor was an hour late she has started to function on tweaker time
by BLACKWOODSA January 12, 2024
mugGet the Tweaker Timemug.

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