Web Turf

Your Web Turf is the web real estate about a specific company, person, topic or theme, which encompasses the following types of intellectual property:

Websites, Blogs, Social Media Profiles, Tweets, Videos, Live Streams, Photos, Articles, Columns, Internet Radio, Webcasts, Podcasts, PDFs

Phrase coined by dotJenna @ TheMarketingShop.com.

Hyperlocal content helps build the foundation of your "Web Turf."

by dotjenna2 December 3, 2009

artificial turf

Female genitalia that is reserved exclusively for the use of women. For men it is not the "real" thing.

Actual conversation:

Person # 1 that girl is really hot but she only dates women.

Person # 2 Oh she has an artificial turf

by icrappedmyselftoday December 18, 2012

Nerf turf

The space between the nutsack and poop chute

I wiped and got poop on my nerf turf :(

by Steen888 April 15, 2017

on turf

"On turf" is a shortened version of "I put that on the turf", which originally means "I swear on my neighborhood". To elaborate, it means you are so sure of your statement that you'd give away your neighborhood to an enemy gang if you'd prove to be wrong (although, it's mostly a figure of speech because nobody will spend time fact-checking your statement). This term likely has its roots in California hoods (like Compton, Watts, and Long Beach), where the street or general area one is brought up in tends to be closely tied to one's identity.

"On set" (short for "I put that on the set") may be used as a synonym. Both terms were originally often used in context similar to "on gang", "on God" or "on my momma". Nowadays, they're more commonly used as expressions of hype, along the lines of "that's what's up".

Historical use: All we' got out here's a bunch of liquor stores and gun stores. On turf, they don't want to see us win.

Contemporary use:
1) It's goin' down tonight at the party! It's goin' be lit, on turf!
2) On turf, if she won't let a nigga hit tonight...
3) I' just been out here hustlin' tryna' come up. I don't wish harm on nobody innocent, and I put that on turf.

by PoetLaureate October 24, 2020

surf and turf day

14th of april. a month after 'steak and blowjob day', which is a man's holiday to celebrate it's a month after valentine's day, which is a women's holiday. surf (fish) and turf (meat) is a holiday for both sexes.

the 14th of april is it national surf and turf day.

by jeetjedeetje March 15, 2016

Turf

To force someone to leave somewhere, often used in medicine as part of the "Buff and Turf"

The gomer in room 8 just wouldn't leave and kept saying "go avay, go avay, go avay" so I turfed her to psychiatry

by Datguy8 January 11, 2019

Turf Whale

A word that describes a random act, or a way to express your enjoyment/hatred of something

Bob: "That basketball game was so turf whale."
Erik: "Yeah, because our team destroyed yours."

Nathaniel: *sneezes loudly in the middle of class*
Me: "That was so turf whale, dude!"

by chunky_lugi896 May 19, 2018