Road Buzzard

Someone who, upon seeing an item on the side of the road, stops their car and picks up said item to keep it as their own.

Child 1: "Why does your dad keep picking up tools he finds on the side of the road?"
Child 2: "He's a road buzzard."

by babyudon December 22, 2020

road willy

One who gets a blow job while driving.

I asked her to give me a road Willy!

by Cliffs October 16, 2017

Road Mosquito

Cyclists that act like they own the road .
A cyclist that wants to be treated as a pedestrian , yet acts like a motorist.

Cyclist1 to cyclist 2 & 3 : “Let’s ride next to eachother and block traffic because we can”
Normal person: “Look at those fucken plonkers, what road mosquitoes!! I want to RAM them!”

by An annoyed Motorist July 28, 2021

Road Dominater

An extremely tricked out and powerful muscle car with an engine that rises above the hood and larger rear wheels than front wheels.

An excellent example of a road dominater would be a modified 69' Camaro with a big block V8 and an ass-kickin' 1000hp... that would beat the living shits out of any ricer any day.

by 69'Camaro(: May 25, 2010

road dirt

road dirt: people, usually of the opposite sex, used for the purpose of pleasure while one travels, usually for sports trips, but may include business trips

When playing an out of town ball tourney, Brian picked up some road dirt.

by TooSick4U July 5, 2009

Road chow

When a male goes down on a female while driving.

I made Matt road chow me on my way to family dinner, had his face looking like a glazed doughnut once we arrived.

by Work trailer October 2, 2019

Road Bot

A bottle of wine purchased for and consumed while driving. Typically a red Spanish wine costing between $9.99 and $14.99. Classier than pounding Busch Light cans during your commute.

I picked up a couple road bots for the drive. The tannins were incredible and my car smelled of plum fruit, leather and dried tobacco after.

by TrueBuck March 6, 2012