Mom Thong

High-waisted T-shaped underwear that ladies wear. When a woman bends over, it tends to show out from under her jeans or hipsters.

Her Mom Thong was about 4 inches above the waistline of her low-slung jeans.

by KNo14 March 26, 2010

catan-a-thon

A gathering in which The Settlers of Catan is played for 24 hours straight.

That Catan-a-thon last week was crunk!

by Settler69 November 1, 2007

The Thong

This relates to the world famous England Footballer, David Beckham. He was first nicknamed 'The Thong' by a Breakfast TV presenter on 'The Big Breakfast'.

Presenter: "And here is a picture of David Beckham,...
or The Thong, as we like to call him, on account of he looks like the kind of person who wears them"

by london che February 8, 2006

Thong-Dollaz

(Noun) Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.
Copyright Jeph Jacques, QuestionableContent.net

"Lemme guess, you spent your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job? Of course, in your line of work those are tax-deductable"
Faye, Questionable Content strip #757

by Libby Shep December 10, 2008

Thong-Wrong

1. A male that wears a thong. 2 A woman with a hairy ass crack wearing a thong. 3. Someone with no ass at all where-in the thong can not stay in place.

That was such a Thong-Wrong. You need an ass to wear a thong.

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

Crusty Thong

The excess build up of ass cheese, vaginal discharge and sweat on that of a woman’s supposed “sexy” thong. This is do to the neglect of a daily shower and/or a fresh pair of panties. It will often resemble the color and texture of dried baby vomit.

Mom - (to daughter) Go get your sisters laundry and clean them please.
Daughter - Ewww!!! Mom!!! Come look at her crusty thong. It's the most revolting thing I have ever seen.
Mom - Dear lord, mother of holey Jesus, what in the hell is that!?
Daughter - Its her thong, I think. Im not touching it, you touch it.
Mom - There is no way I am touching that disgusting thing; besides, you found it first.
Daughter - No! I might catch something and OH MY FUCKING GOD!! I think it just moved.

by S.Reiter-H January 1, 2012

thong

(n) Very small underwear (or bathing suit bottom) with just a string in the back. Called a "tanga" in Brazil.

What a thong!

by Fangsta December 15, 2003