the 5 knuckle shuffle

A slang word for masterbating

Mom: where is timmy, he has been in his room for a long time
Brother: he's doing the 5 knuckle shuffle

by BlazeBeing May 14, 2015

The Florida Double-Stuffed Oreo

Boone and Moon with Sid sandwiched in the middle.

Charles: Yo did u hear about the Florida Double-Stuffed Oreo?
Frankfurt: Naw man wtf is that?
Charles: It's Boone and Moon with Sid in the middle
Frankfurt: Fuckin crazy bro.

by Grinnell April 15, 2008

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

fucking ur hand intematly or hardcore

i do the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger way 2 often

by chaseathon! September 22, 2003

knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

jackin off

he got caught doin the knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

by skrats October 7, 2009

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

The process of masturbating

He was doing the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger in his girlfriends car

by Silky Johnston June 9, 2006

The John Mox shuffle

When you completely fuck over your own teammates for no other reason other than being John Mox.

"I got fucked by the John Mox shuffle"

Tom: Wow you were playing really well, what happened?
Stan: My teammate gave me the John Mox shuffle.

by Lilpeeboy May 1, 2015

5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

..to masturbate.

Damn....Mark hasn't gotten any strange for like 5 years. The only release he gets is doing the 5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump. Poor f*cking bastard!

by Bangboy December 30, 2009