sex do it for the kids

It's a t-shirt for sale at the side of urban dictionary definitions by a lovely smiling blond girl. Awwww.

Look to your right, they'll be a lady hawkin those "sex do it for the kids" t-shirts ---->

sex do it for the kids by Kevsedg August 22, 2006

the urban dictionary lewd sex act formula 

A method of finding a variety of otherwise disgusting sexual acts. The formula is as follows: (insert nationality) (insert optional adjective) (insert noun).

Scottish windmill, mexican microwave,Alaskan Fire Dragon, the urban dictionary lewd sex act formula

the urban dictionary lewd sex act formula by ...Heiiisssennnberrg... September 26, 2013

The four stages of male sex organs 

From smallest to largest

Phallus

Penis

Dick

Cock

I’ve been through those stages before!!

You mean the four stages of male sex organs?

The four stages of male sex organs by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner during sex 

About 8-11 feet long, and it takes about 2 mins for him to cum, and he cums with about 1/2 quart and 38 miles per hour

I watched a video of Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner during sex

Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner during sex by periodwithtrans January 26, 2023

The Auf Wiedersehen 69 Sex Position 

A sex position in which 2 people perform the act of eating the ass out and the person whose ass is getting eaten out shits in the other and they run to the bathroom to wash their mouth out and when they come back previous said person is asleep and the other goes to sleep as well.

“Yo Daniel?”
“Yeh bailey?”
“Okay so Jess and I did the Auf Wiedersehen 69 sex position last night! it was a very fulfilling night! It’s safe to say I’m not hungry anymore!”

The Auf Wiedersehen 69 Sex Position by Ladiesman419 October 10, 2019

The Holy Grail of Sex 

The highly sought after combination of Load Boost and Drive Boost, causing the user to have both an increased sex drive, as well as increased semen volume and sperm quality.

I've been taking The Holy Grail of Sex for about 4 weeks now and have been absolutely slaying these Tinder girls

The Holy Grail of Sex by Big Loads December 29, 2021

consensual sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

The ultimate sin.

Anon1: Me and my Waifu have consensual sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
Anon2: You sick fuck.

consensual sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation by The true lord December 28, 2016