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Zipper Gum

the act of intentionally jamming or destroying another's zipper. Can be done with a string or other fabric, but gum is the most common practice. The most conniving individuals attack their victim while they are wearing the garment, preventing their victim from escaping their garb.
Mom: Jimmy, did you like that bucket of bazooka I bought you?
Jimmy: I sure did mom (thinking: thanks alot for the cheap gum, I liked it as much as I like your fur coat) Mom, why don't you show dad your new fur coat?
Mom: I can't get it on! Dangit Jimmy! You zipper gummed me!
by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
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zipper poper

when your about to bang a girl and the guy zips his pants down and blows his load
I got a zipper poper on your mom last night.
by pwnmaster69 May 5, 2009
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flip her zipper

Oh come on. I bet you could flip her zipper.
by PandasBiscuit November 8, 2014
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mexican zipper

In a rodeo fight, when you are wearing a pair of Spurs and you run your Spurs against your opponents face causing serious cuts and bleeding.
Shit dude Bobby just gave that bull rider a Mexican zipper!
by The Voodoo Hermit December 22, 2015
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Zipper Studies

Zipper studies is a field for interdisciplinary study devoted to zipper identity and zippered representation as central categories of analysis. This field includes zipper's studies (concerning zipper, zipped, zipping, and philosophy).
"I can pinpoint the source of this zipper thanks to my degree in Zipper Studies"
by sashaluna December 12, 2018
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zipper chaser

A zipper chaser is a gay man who gauges who he will pursue in a club, according to how much a man's penis makes his zipper stand out of his pants.
"Jesse, after we get drinks let's hang by the restroom. Oh Chris, you're such a zipper chaser."
by Rio Jonz January 13, 2019
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zipper sandwich

A censorship friendly euphemism for "blow me" or "eat me".
You want to trade me Tampa Bay's kicker for Aaron Rodgers? How about I give you a nice zipper sandwich instead?
by AmadeuS469 July 9, 2018
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