The evasive position for an organisation who's received a complaint.
The purpose of the hamper technique is to deliberately misinterpret a person's complaint in order to avoid acknowledging that something has gone wrong.
(Often used by companies, councils and government departments / services.)
The purpose of the hamper technique is to deliberately misinterpret a person's complaint in order to avoid acknowledging that something has gone wrong.
(Often used by companies, councils and government departments / services.)
1. I complained to the bicycle company because after I paid, they sent me a bike without peddles. They emailed straight back to say they were investigating my complaint that I had bought a banana from them and didn't like the taste. Two days later I got an "official" closed complaint letter which explained that they did not sell bananas so it they did not hold any responsibility for the taste of bananas. The Hamper Technique in Effect!
2. I contacted my local hospital for a copy of their complaints procedure after they stitched me back up with a pair of scissors left inside my stomach. Three weeks later, I was sent a summary of my complaint which stated that I'd complained about the number of stitches they used. (The Hamper Technique).
2. I contacted my local hospital for a copy of their complaints procedure after they stitched me back up with a pair of scissors left inside my stomach. Three weeks later, I was sent a summary of my complaint which stated that I'd complained about the number of stitches they used. (The Hamper Technique).
by Davina Los-Defino February 09, 2018
The act of masturbating while naked to the point of an orgasm then not cleaning up afterwards to fall asleep quickly.
by AverageWhiteGuy2319 May 26, 2023
A sexual technique including a reverse grip on the penis and a little bit of feet. The feet are used for ballsack stabilization. A chopstick can be used to sound the urethra if desired.
That Asian chick used the Taiwanese Handjob Technique behind the fish market yesterday and I blew a hot load all over her hand.
by Hshsjshshsj May 15, 2025
by MountainChicken November 28, 2017
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by crocmaster69 July 06, 2019
A technique used by the less fortunate and taught by the great DHAMI. First discovered in 1703 by a man stuck in a sexless marriage. Involves the male using a special technique applying a tornado like motion with the penis to the vagina. 100% success rate.
I used the Dhami Technique and lost my virginity.
The Dhami Technique helped me convince my girlfriend in having sexual intercourse.
The Dhami Technique helped me convince my girlfriend in having sexual intercourse.
by The great Dhami October 20, 2021