Spork

A bisexual person;

The fork component being the part of them that's attracted to females, the spoon component being the part of them that's attracted to males.

Guy: that's some real spork behavior

Girl: he's so smooth and casual about it tho, could pull me for sure
Guy: damn, same here

by RizzyRedRaccoon August 25, 2023

Sporking

When a male shares a bed with a female in a spoon position and has an erection.

Tommy thought he was gonna get laid but he just ended sporking all night.

by buckethead_22 June 29, 2017

Sporking

The act of feeding any KFC foods requiring a utensile to your partner with your penis, as well as distributing pussy juice on the biscuit if applicable.

So I just hung out under the table at KFC while some stranger

Sporked a whole container of mac and cheese into my face; hey good lookin'want to spork me some potatoes and gravy?; Why aren't you sporking some of that onto my biscuit?

by Meester Grassyass August 31, 2019

Metal Spork

Impossible.

Smartest Person Ever: Why only PLASTIC sporks here, and not any METAL sporks?
The Person Ever: I dont know, just somethin they do

by NotIsaacWasTaken March 18, 2023

Sporking

Kinda like spooning but somewhere along the way he pulls out his spork and dips it in the pie *wink wink*

I hate spooning with my boy because it always turns to sporking

by phone guy/dude August 12, 2020

Spork

A fork and a spoon combined.

She is such a spork cutlery is jealous of her.

by I AM THE MOTHER SPORK November 26, 2017

Sporking

Cuddling after sex, much like spooning, without detaching (pulling out).

Homie was so tired after sex that instead of pulling out he just fell asleep and we ended up sporking.

by Krystle_DA_Belle February 14, 2021