Smurf

Insult.
Obnoxious person with an unhealthy craving for attention.
Usually used for children and teenagers.
Especially insulting when used for an adult.

That little smurf's been yelling and making a fool out of himself for the last hour. He just doesn't get it.

by Jef Van Vinckenroye September 5, 2008

smurf

When you get high by use of mushrooms. Useful when you want to get high with some friends without drawing attention. Dirived from the "Smurfs" cartoon because they live in mushrooms. Can be used in past tense and present tense, and can also be used as an adjective by use of "ed".

How bout we all smurf in the alley real quick.
He is smurfed out of his mind.
I caught John smurfing again.
John smurfs too much.
I smurfed for the first time last night.

by Johnd!!!!! October 7, 2007

smurf

a word that can replace verbs in sentences.

I saw u and smurfette leave the bar last night!
Yeah, as soon as we left the parking lot, she started smurfin me.
NO SMUFIN WAY!!!
smurf ya
smurf

by iainttellinumyname December 10, 2003

SMURFING

Fucking until you're blue in the face

by Anonymous October 22, 2003

smurf

A person who sits on IRC all day while smoking cigarettes. When he sleeps, which is rare, he does so on a mattress made of CPU fans. Curse his metal body.

R.I.P. sMURF, 1984-2006

by plankton_king March 22, 2003

smurf

small blu creatures who seem harmless at first but beware, they are vicious when given too much sugar

Ben has too much sugar and has biten me

by steve linnard July 15, 2004

smurf

1 to insult
2 blue man group
3 todd, andy zukoski's blue loving friend
4 todd, the fuggin fugger
5 like the "F" word

1) go smurf your self!
2) Smurf1: "hey what did you and smurfett do last night" SMurf2: "I smurfed her" Smurf1: "SMURF NO!" Smurf2: "SMURF YEA!, I smurfed her in the smurffin parking lot!"
3) todd? oh the smurf wannabe!

by Jack Mehoff November 3, 2004