road dirt

road dirt: people, usually of the opposite sex, used for the purpose of pleasure while one travels, usually for sports trips, but may include business trips

When playing an out of town ball tourney, Brian picked up some road dirt.

by TooSick4U July 5, 2009

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Road Bot

A bottle of wine purchased for and consumed while driving. Typically a red Spanish wine costing between $9.99 and $14.99. Classier than pounding Busch Light cans during your commute.

I picked up a couple road bots for the drive. The tannins were incredible and my car smelled of plum fruit, leather and dried tobacco after.

by TrueBuck March 6, 2012

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Road Dominater

An extremely tricked out and powerful muscle car with an engine that rises above the hood and larger rear wheels than front wheels.

An excellent example of a road dominater would be a modified 69' Camaro with a big block V8 and an ass-kickin' 1000hp... that would beat the living shits out of any ricer any day.

by 69'Camaro(: May 25, 2010

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road willy

One who gets a blow job while driving.

I asked her to give me a road Willy!

by Cliffs October 16, 2017

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Road Buzzard

Someone who, upon seeing an item on the side of the road, stops their car and picks up said item to keep it as their own.

Child 1: "Why does your dad keep picking up tools he finds on the side of the road?"
Child 2: "He's a road buzzard."

by babyudon December 22, 2020

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road ramen

When you type a location in your phone gps, but then it goes batshit crazy and gives you a route that looks like Spaghetti, that will probably take you a while to figure out.

"I think I'm going to be late, my gps just went road ramen on me.

"Dude.. yesterday when I was trying to get to your house, I made a wrong turn or some shit and then my gps just went road ramen, and it took me a fucking while to find it."

by Mosquito Bandito July 25, 2019

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