road ramen

When you type a location in your phone gps, but then it goes batshit crazy and gives you a route that looks like Spaghetti, that will probably take you a while to figure out.

"I think I'm going to be late, my gps just went road ramen on me.

"Dude.. yesterday when I was trying to get to your house, I made a wrong turn or some shit and then my gps just went road ramen, and it took me a fucking while to find it."

by Mosquito Bandito July 25, 2019

Road chow

When a male goes down on a female while driving.

I made Matt road chow me on my way to family dinner, had his face looking like a glazed doughnut once we arrived.

by Work trailer October 2, 2019

road willy

One who gets a blow job while driving.

I asked her to give me a road Willy!

by Cliffs October 16, 2017

Road Bot

A bottle of wine purchased for and consumed while driving. Typically a red Spanish wine costing between $9.99 and $14.99. Classier than pounding Busch Light cans during your commute.

I picked up a couple road bots for the drive. The tannins were incredible and my car smelled of plum fruit, leather and dried tobacco after.

by TrueBuck March 6, 2012

Road Buzzard

Someone who, upon seeing an item on the side of the road, stops their car and picks up said item to keep it as their own.

Child 1: "Why does your dad keep picking up tools he finds on the side of the road?"
Child 2: "He's a road buzzard."

by babyudon December 22, 2020

do road

/doing road/road
To be involved in gang business (UK, not sure about US)

Jump off road - to end up with gang business

(BSIDE) 30 X KK - 785 flow

Everybody want do road now (now?)

by thedh11 March 9, 2021

frod road

scariest place to be alone in scunthorpe . ghetto and full of crime . natural habitat of drug dealing , greasy takeaways , spooky foreigners and chavs . syringes and needles at every lamp post . diverse in the sense of different choices of alcohol at every corner shop . enter at your own risk .

"wanna go eat at that fake halal kfc ?"
"on frod road ? im alright thanks"

by Paki September 3, 2022