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Porch kids

In a blended family, these are children of no blood relation fro. A former marriage...a porch kid is a step beyond a step child
I took my porch kids to the concert.
by poppy3415 July 2, 2019
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Porch Ham

(n.) A large melon that is consumed during gatherings in summer months generally in a communal manner on a porch or stoop; Watermelon
Hey Jamal, we gotta head to auntie's because she's cuttin up some of that porch ham for us to munch on!
by Flannel_Patriot May 26, 2022
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Porch dick

A dick who yells insults from his/her porch.
Pete from the Walking Dead was a total porch dick to Rick.
by KitKat69 April 1, 2015
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porch room

An enclosed patio attached to a house.
Don't let the dog out in the yard; it's raining. Just let him play in the porch room.
by ekolis November 3, 2016
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Porch dweller

Someone that enjoys thier free time outside but also enjoys the comfort of their own home.

Porch dwellers are typically found sitting outside their front door or just outside their garage/barn.

Favorite activities include people watching and scoffing at loud or over the top vehicles that drive by.

Porch dwellers can also be found in the country typically watching the clouds or listening to the winds of nature.
I'm worried that frank doesn't have a job, he is such a porch dweller. I don't think I have ever seen him not sitting outside.
by Jaxson Sav May 31, 2022
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back-porching

the magnificant art of when a male is lucky enough to be granted the oppertunity to explore the depths of a females poop chute.
also see, front-porching
me: watcha wanna do tonight? *giggles*
dan: mhmm, i was thinking maybe back-porching it baby *grins*
me: okay! i totaly agree!! *bends over*
dan: oh, i fucking love your leaky fish tank *winks*
by Stevie;] January 14, 2008
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ass-porch

The frequently expansive, region of the body that includes the Einstein-Rosen bridge connecting the rectum to the outside of the body as well as the hyperbolic saddle surface directly adjacent to the ER bridge, that together require at least half a roll of single ply toilet paper to clean after even the smallest amount of feces has traversed the region.
Dad: How’s it going in there? You fall in?
Son: Sorry dad, I wanted to make sure I cleaned the ass-porch but now I have shit all over everything. I got some on my balls, on my fingers, a few globs on the floor and even some on the mirror. I probably need a power washer to get it all squared up.
Dad: Got it! You probably both wiped back and front too much and broke off a piece that was still McConnelling in the ERB.
by dgRonbo April 12, 2021
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