Mike

Somebody who is generally bad news.

Mike might be coming over later. Lock up the silverware.

by omikes April 3, 2020

Mike

A man who sucks at racing and thinks he gets girls but really gets fat bitches. He likes to send things that his buddies don’t want to see.

Mike told me about this ugly girl he got with them said “I need to shaved my pubes” (with a Snapchat )

by _your_daddy_ July 18, 2019

Mike

A really passionate and awesome dude, if he wants you, then then you are the special girl of the universe, he is down right honest and loyal. But his face can be ugly

Ooh I like Mike, even though he's ugly I like his style

by Carlie definition, writer April 2, 2017

miking-it

masturbation, crazy jerking of the penis, beastly masturbation

Early Monday morning, Chuck Norris was found Miking-it like a beast in the center aisle at Winn-Dixie.

by Sean Seibert October 31, 2007

mikes

a new pair of jordans(shoes)

man i need to go get those new mikes

by arnise January 24, 2006

Mike

slightly ginger with little bits of blonde, he is the king of the lands, he reserves the right to pick all the fair maidens for his tupping.

here comes mike king of all the land

by long serving queen of mike February 22, 2010

Mikeeli

A female. She is typically a massive over thinker yet absolute beautiful inside and out. She's can be classified as a nigga due to her blackness and loves every single person starting with B, ending in N and that has a ratty. She's too good at netball and got bored of beating everyones asses so changed to footy and loves it. She reckons the Rabbitohs are good but they are shit and manly are better :)

That girl is so hot,, she must be Mikeeli

by Benisafreak09 March 23, 2020