Cattle Guarding

Driving back on forth over a cattle guard to stimulate your lady. Lady must cum from cattle guard only

Only the dusty chicks go cattle guarding

by Junkmanjoe April 2, 2022

Crusty Guard

When one ejaculates a significant enough quantity within their pants so as to build up a thick shell around their junk that acts as a biodegradable, homemade, and shock-resistant cup.

"Ah man, I was horny before the big lacrosse match so I built up a nice ol' crusty guard."

by anonymous March 29, 2015

Changing of the Guard

When an unmotivated friend sticks around for multiple friend change overs. Moods associated with said friend and event often include heavier than normal drinking, lashing out, sadness, depression, anger, loss of sexual drive, bitterness, over sleeping, over eating, and diarrhea.

Bob's on a bitter bender this month because we have another changing of the guard.

by Bare knuckle boxer June 8, 2012

Scissor Guard

Like a cock bock but for lesbians

hey you where a total scissor guard last night i was hitting on some attarctive girl and you came over

by Masternonce69 June 16, 2018

Printer Guard

To guard the printer at work.

When you have printed something you know you shouldn't have, using your office's printer/ink.

You then guard the printer while your paper is being printed so that no one else can accidentally grab your paper. Which could result in embarrassment and/or reprimanding.

Also "Printer Anxiety":
While you are Printer Guarding, you may experience Printer Anxiety because (a) You have printed something long and it is taking forever. (b) Your paper has gotten jammed. (c) Someone is printing at the same time as you, so you both are standing near the printer, awkwardly.

Office Girl 1- "Wow, that was sketchy, I just got done printing 13 pages of my coupons, in color!"

Office Girl 2- "So what?"

Office Girl 1- "So, I had to Printer Guard for like 20 minutes while it was printing!"

by RazorBladesInCandyBars November 19, 2010

io guards

io guards are the biggest griefers of fortnite they look for people to mess with and make other players rage they have no use in fortnite and should be taken out

yo bro watch out there io guards there

i hate io guards

by g ecg tenements January 20, 2021

Guard Tape

Essentially electric tape, but used in Color Guard to secure the caps,weights, and flag.

“Hey Kyle, do you have any Guard Tape? My cap just came off.”
“Yeah, Karen.”

by sunflowersanctum October 31, 2019