English laundry

(n.) Clothes or other material that need washing because they are stained from semen.

We took Brendt to the strip club for the first time the other night... needless to say, he left with a pant-load of English laundry.

by Ballers Only October 24, 2014

loel english

a weird mix between british english and absolute nonsense

i was talking to my friend michael and he started speaking loel english

person 1: nan sorcha ball flynt after one one landey spaff nan
person 2: what the fuck are you saying

person 3: he’s speaking loel english you twat

by yunggonZalo December 19, 2020

English Bombed

Getting utterly surprised by someone speaking perfect English. Usually comes while an English-speaker is immersed in a foreign culture, possibly in Asia, and in a vulnerable position. The shock of a bombing can cause temporary loss of bodily control, such as drooling or sphincter loss.

Johnny was the only non-Korean in the bar. He had to pee and he was starting the familiar dance. He racked his brain for the appropriate Korean phrase, when the bartender asked, "do you need to use the bathroom?" A dot of pee released. BAM! English bombed!

by Johnny Fish July 23, 2012

english plug

When you stick two fingers in her pussy and a thumb in the back door, which makes it look like the English power socket, with two power pins and one chunky ground pin.

Things were going well with Tiffany last night, until I tried the English plug.

by Count fluffles June 28, 2017

English Sucker

A usually epic blowjob performed by a very sexy and kinky Englishwoman on an American male.

American Man: I'm so fuckin horny I could jerk right here.

Englishwoman: No need for you to wank love I'm gonna give you an English Sucker and swallow all of your American spunk.

American Man: Fuck Yea!

by Skazellino January 27, 2012

Neo-English

A new dialect of English that developed in the early 2000’s and is becoming more prominent in the 2020’s, words such as pog, cap, boomer, etc replaced their modern English counterparts starting in the late 2010’s

Guy: Sorry I don’t speak 2020.

Other guy: it’s called Neo-English

Guy: eat shit and die

Other guy: OKAY BOOMER

by Obiwan723 January 22, 2021

Formal English

(n.) A dialect of French.

Formal English loves to ostracize short Germanic words and replace them with long synonyms of Latin and Greek origin, with the occasional Germanic influence, i.e. French.

by sillybirdspidercreature February 25, 2010