i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

In one eye and out the other

Something visually boring - to the point of your eyes losing focus - that numbs your brain.

A sermon from dad elicits the "in one ear and out the other" response while a friend's boring home movie gets an "in one eye and out the other" reaction.

by beansforbreakfast January 15, 2020

The good bye third eye

A pissed-off form of ending a relationship with a high school girlfriend by squirting sperm on her forehead while she is sleeping.

I let her know it was over with The good bye third eye.

by 71-JackHammer December 9, 2008

one eye is going into the shop, the other is coming out with the change

When someone with a lazy eye is not wearing the prescribed glasses and their eye is wonkey.

Dude, one eye is going into the shop, the other is coming out with the change. LOL!

by MrSmithy251 August 30, 2010

See the worry in my eye

That shows that one does not care; careless, reckless, unconcerned.
A person who does not care; a careless, unconcerned, or indifferent person.
Mid 19th century; earliest use found in Catherine Sedgwick (1789–1867). From (I) don't care.

P1: what you think that person thinks of you?
P2: see the worry in my eye?

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 8, 2019

get the boner out of your eye

WHen some one is being a annoying and is incredibly pissy you say whoa get the boner out of your eye!

Oh my god, i got a B+ on my test i;m so upset!
Dude, get the boner out of your eye!

by dip December 9, 2004

The Catcher in her Eye

When you're getting a BJ, and you yell "Stop 'Holden' my Nutsack" and you then bust one in her eye. You then gently wipe off her face with an old copy of The Catcher in the Rye.

I never realized anything good came out of reading. But my old Catcher in the Rye book came in handy when I needed to clean her face after a quickie behind the White Castle. "The Catcher in her Eye" is now a favorite of ours.

by Moish Finkelmeister August 7, 2006