Jackin the Cracken

When your jerking off to hardcore porn and beating your dick hard. Your dick will get really hard.

Joe: I was up all night last night bro

Ron: Why

Joe: I was Jackin the Cracken to some hot asian porn

by JackerOffer6969 March 3, 2021

Unleash the cracken

When you snort a looooootta crack. Like Four Loko analogy levels of crack.

Random junkie: "Life is too hard... it's time to...
UNLEASH THE CRACKEN"

by PLMMJ May 10, 2024

Right in the cracker

Jaiden bracken

I'll bop you right in the cracker

by Qwertyuiopqwertyasdfghjkl May 12, 2014

Cut the Cackle

To Shut the fuck up and die you worthless waste of sperm. Go Kill yourself you waste of nigga.

Hey Jalen Cut the Cackle would Ya.

by Billdy Bingbongs May 4, 2021

Cracking the UAV

To be looking for woman to hook up with.

Refers to a killstreak in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, where a UAV (unarmed aerial vehicle) would indicate the location of enemies on the minimap. Similarly, cracking the UAV means looking for woman to have sex with.

First coined by the TikToker onlyonedan

On Friday night, the lads and I will be cracking the UAV at the club.

by Dragocaust April 28, 2023

Crackin the Beads

Hairflip with attitude. The new "WHATEVER!" The equivalent of rolling your eyes in digust, except, using your beads.

Girl: "Hey everyone, look at my new ring that I just bought. It was very expensive!"

Guy 1: "Hey! What kind of mood ring have you got there?"

Girl: "... You're a mood ring!"

(After turning her nose up with disgust, the girl stomps away with major attitude.)

Guy 1: "Whoa!"

Guy 2: "Dude, she was totally Crackin the Beads at you."

by Gemgasmic August 4, 2009

cracked the shits

the act of getting angry or mad at someone or something.

"I can't come out tonight, my mum cracked the shits at me for not cleaning my room"

"I told him I couldn't go so he cracked the shits."

by Schmain May 20, 2008