Bond Villain

Perjorative used to describe a villain who is supposed to be very smart, but their actions are profoundly stupid. Actions such as explaining their plan to the hero before killing them. Or leaving the room before confirming that the hero is dead.

Person 1: "Damn, Professor Perilous is so dumb! Obviously Action Jack will get out of this and foil him."

Person 2: "I know right? He's such a Bond Villain."

by My Snake is Solid April 14, 2019

Mikell bond

Mikell is the type of person who plays Xbox all day and smokes a lot of weed (pulls hella gbs). Mikells are also really into butt stuff, Popeyes and driving super fast. Messy apartment. Smells like they dipped themself in fruit fabric softener. But they are the realist person you will meet. We love mikell bonds

Mikell bond is a spick

by Fgtttttazzzz November 23, 2021

Bond burger

The meme originally from 2013.
It actually means silently pounded not 69 you dumb fuck

I bond burger ur mom.*silently pounded*

by [E]ject_man069 August 17, 2022

Anal Bond

It is the measure of the undeniable weird attraction to a person and/or object; similar to when a women or man experiences losing their v-card for the first time.

Sarah: I love this new sweater you got me!
Max: Tone down that anal bond, fuck, its just a sweater...

by igotresponsiblesnow April 19, 2014

Cole Bond

A short ass kid, but the coolest nigga at the same time. A small cocked furry who has a mega crush on Rashard. He ignores every fucking dm and would rather spend his days with his only friends which are discord bots. He doesn't have a phone so he texts on his iPad and yet still somehow fucking mis-clicks and calls people even though it's literally impossible to fuck up that bad.

Boy 1- Hey guys! have you seen that boy Cole Bond. He's always on VR Chat.

Boy 2- No he's not, he's on minecraft with his invisibility hacks

by FurryLover225 June 4, 2020

James Bonded

While commencing the act of James Bonding you roll of the bed and (accidentally) plant your knee into the woman's vagina, sometimes resulting in her throwing up on you.

Man last night I James bonded while we were James Bonding my girlfriend during sex and she puked all over me!

by dilly_daly January 7, 2015

bond point

The time and place when two people both feel intimately connected to one another as friends.

It is usually not easy or even possible to pinpoint the "bond point" because feeling intimately connected to someone is a feeling that surfaces and slowly or quickly grows to a level where both individuals realize they have bonded.

Last night talking on the phone with someone, every five-minutes or so we kept finding ourselves at higher and higher levels of intimacy and trust.

by but for May 9, 2018