Message Board Terrorist

A troll on a message board who posts an inflammatory message and then runs away from the topic like a pussy to avoid the inevitable owning.

Hey, that Message Board Terrorist just linked to Fox News, The Drudge Report, Ann Coulter's web site, and a radio link to Rush Limbaughs show, but then he stopped posting!

Allah Akpost!

by Wadatah November 9, 2008

weather terrorist

a weatherman, a meteorologist.

The weather terrorists are predicting a crappy day so they will have the golf cources to themseleves.

by bauer bud February 7, 2010

Angry Terrorist

While having sex, the male realizes that his female partner's vagina smells so bad that he doesn't know if he can finish so he wraps his head and face with a towel smothered in Icy hot to mask the scent. As he continues, the icy hot begins to burn and the male yells out a series of loud screams before ejaculating.

My old lady's pussy smelled so bad last night that the only way I could finish was to do the Angry Terrorist!

by Ghost and the Darkness December 31, 2010

road terrorist

Person driving an SUV or other oversized vehicle with no regard to the safety of other motorists. They often engage in ludicrous behavior while commanding their pavement-travelling leviathons, including but not limited to (1)yakking on a cell phone (2)swerving in and out of lanes without using a turn signal (3)Playing with the onboard navigation system they don't have a clue how to use

I was almost run off the freeway by some damn road terrorist this morning.

by Eric October 28, 2003

myspace terrorist

Someone who goes into your friends list, selects someone from your top friends, and then proceeds to "warn" them about you. For example, if you are seen in this person's profile pic, the myspace terrorist will then message that person with "I see you are dating _____. Be careful." or "Stay the fuck away from my man!" Presumably, the goal is to cause a rift between the victim and whoever the terrorist assumes they are dating or are close friends with.

"Man, this fucking myspace terrorist hit up my girl today with some bullshit. She almost broke up with me."

by K'vin May 15, 2008

Massage Terrorist

A licensed massage therapist who gets drunk and then will massage you against you will.

"Brenda would not keep her hands off of me at the pub last night. She is a massage Terrorist!"

by La oron April 23, 2009

Story Terrorist

Somebody who interrupts and/or hijacks YOUR story while you are trying to tell it.

"Hambone is a real story terrorist, I can't finish the damn Jacksonville story without him butting in"

or

"I hate how he interrupts and trys to tell my story like it is his story. Fucking story terrorist."

by CK1629 January 23, 2010