Tequila

Ultimate bone helping juice

A researcher from Mexico has found that the plant used to make tequila contains substances capable of improving absorption of calcium and magnesium.

Project leader Dr Mercedes Lopez says these effects are down to an interaction between the fructans and bacteria in the intestines which allow sugar molecules to capture nutrients and help transport them to bone cells.

“The consumption of fructans contained in the agave, in collaboration with adequate intestinal micriobiota, promotes the formation of new bone, even with the presence of osteoporosis,“ Lopez explains.

-I'm going to the store, do you want anything ?

-Let me get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bone helping juice.

-What ? Tequila ?
-Bone Helping Juice.

by Patoshervidosadomicilio February 8, 2018

tia tequila

Have your lady insert a 100% Agave tequila tampon, squirt lime juice and "salt the rim". Pull string and enjoy!

"We were sick of body shots, so we decided to do Tia Tequilas."

by Doc_Camber January 28, 2017

Tequila Flip

A challenging maneuver to impress women, by putting a tequila bottle extremely deep inside your ass and do a backflip while whomping yourself. This gives the women a boost of adrealine.

'You remember how we first met, at the bar?'

'Yeah, that time i did the Tequila Flip, you absolutely fall for that.'

by Dicktionairy Nibba January 10, 2020

Tequila Flip

A challenging maneuver to impress women, by putting a tequila bottle extremely deep inside your ass, then doing a backflip while whomping yourself.

'Do you remember the night we met eachother?'
'Yeah, you absolutely fell for me because of my Tequila Flip.'

by Dicktionairy Nibba January 10, 2020

Tequila Person

A person whose words should always be taken with a pinch of salt

Don't take him too seriously, he's a tequila person

by hjj256 October 25, 2020

boom boom tequila stairs

Process of abortion. Involves getting blackout drunk and throwing yourself down a flight of stairs. Very effective and affordable.

Carmen was scared she may be Prego so she used the boom boom tequila stairs method.

by Calta crew 69 October 1, 2020

tequila flip

A sexual attractive maneuver to pick up "girls" by sticking a full "tequila" bottle up your own ass and do a backflip after. Then chug the whole bottle without interrupting. When the person fails, he has to perform the "deathroll".

Person 1: What happened to that girl last night?
Persn 2: I performed a Tequila flip and we went to my appartement after.
Person 1: I tried it once, but i failed, so i did a deathroll and broke my neck.

by Dicktionairy Nibba October 8, 2020