Masa Pockets

The flat, doughy sagging buttocks of Hispanic persons, usually caused by the over-indulgence in tamales.

"That guy's masa pockets hang so low, he kicks them when he walks."

by Doc_Camber January 10, 2023

tia tequila

Have your lady insert a 100% Agave tequila tampon, squirt lime juice and "salt the rim". Pull string and enjoy!

"We were sick of body shots, so we decided to do Tia Tequilas."

by Doc_Camber January 29, 2017