Tennessee Toothpick

Considered an old wise joke— A Tennessee toothpick is the bone from a raccoon pecker. The bone in male raccoon genitalia is tiny enough it COULD be used as a toothpick....

“I sure which I could get this food unstuck from my teeth.”

“There’s some roadkill! I can get you a Tennessee toothpick real quick?”

“Uhh, what’s that?”
“A raccoon pecker!”

“Oh.” *squirms in terror while their friend laughs at their reaction*

by LPeezy February 2, 2023

Tennessee Blindfold

Laying your woman down, and draping your balls over her eyes in such a way that the bridge of her nose splits your testes, and each ball covers an eye.

Woman: give me the Tennessee Blindfold!

by Octopus Pussy February 9, 2020

Tennessee Tea

Moonshine, typically from the Southern Appalachian Mountain regions (Tennessee, North Carolina, South Carolina, etc..)

"This is some strong Tennessee Tea!"

by Pdubwest May 27, 2019

tennessee firehouse

Shoving a ghost chilie pepper in a vagina, ejaculate on it and then eating it.

Brandon has done the first Tennessee firehouse with his x-girlfriend.

by Haters123 February 26, 2014

tennessee crusher

It's when something like a lobster or angry women grabs a vice grip and squeezes your balls so tight you turn into peewee Herman.

Holy shit you see that shit!?
"What?"
Dude that lobster just gave Timmy a Tennessee crusher
Oh shit yea he was sounding like he had helium tank shoved up his ass.
That bitch made Timmy sound like mike Tyson

by Xgh0stx May 5, 2014

Tennessee Stranger

When you drink so much Whiskey that you don’t even recognise yourself in the mirror.

Edd: What happened to Will last night?

Robin: He went full Tennessee Stranger and reported himself to the police for breaking and entering his own home.

by Robin Eves December 21, 2018

Tennessee fudgesicle

The act of a woman shoving her finger in your ass as she sucks your dick

Bob: Sheila gave me the Tennessee fudgesicle on the first date
Randy: You better marry that girl

by nutsack muscle March 8, 2022