Takako Shimizu

Master Vampire and Lord of Translyvania, Takako Shimizu is aided by a redneck King, Lloyd, and his loyal and humble clown servant Lurch. They wage a sacred war against a jewish Werewolf, a male-to-female transexual, and a female gremlin.

Takako Shimizu is so goth his bats shit bats.

by randomperson3781 March 29, 2008

Keigo Takami/Hawks

An MHA (My Hero Academia) character that has big red wings, his quirk is 'Might Wings' he can use feather manipulation (rest headcanon) and is a dad to his 19 kids and works for the lov. Married to Toya/Dabi

Keigo Takami/Hawks: Hey crusty, *pulls out 'cards against humanity' card that says, 'buying a life time of chapstick™'*

Shigaraki/Tenko: 1. MY LIPS ARE NOT CRUSTY 2. *pulls out 'laying an egg' card*
Keigo Takami/Hawks: I DID N-
Shigaraki/Tenko: You have 19 kids
Keigo Takami/Hawks: ...
Shigaraki/Tenko: also stop fucking the burnt chicken strip

by TenkoShimura/Shiggy May 20, 2021

Takai

He’s the hawtest man alive he will treat you so nice and kindly and I will always love him ong

He loves worms too🪱🪱💗💗and feet

Me Hey baby how you doing

Takai good wbu

by your hawt March 29, 2022

takayren

A stuck up bitch who thinks she is better than everyone thinks she can get any boy but she cant and she is ugly asf stay away from taykaren

Pers0n 1 "she is such a takayren!"
Peron 2 "i know right such a bitch"

by Takayren May 11, 2015

keigo takamis’ wife

also known as kamea; is taken to keigo takami. kamea is his wife. shes the love of his life. kamea and keigo know eachother like no other. they spend every second they can together.

kamea and keigos relationship are built off love, loyalty and trust. kamea and keigo do tend to be very intimate with eachother. theyre a power - couple.

sorry ladies, but this man is taken to the woman of his dreams.

example:

person 1: “who’s that - hot, stunning woman over there, next to keigo?”

person 2: “keigo takamis’ wife, her name is kamea, with her soon to be last name; takami.”

by loveringer September 4, 2021

TAKABA

iT MEANS dAMN: SOMETHING HAPPANED THAT YOU DIDN'T EXPECT TO HAPPEN

i DROP SOMETHING, "tAKABA"

by BRIAN January 20, 2005

takaocunawara

japanese bad word: takaocunavara

takaocunawara:

English
put your ass at the little wood.

Portuguese:
tacar o cú na vara.

by Tarcisio October 2, 2007