Tactical Buttsex

The having of anal sex while in ghillie suits in a wooded area or field

Lets have tactical buttsex

by CooledSandStorm April 24, 2010

tickle tactics

to attack someone with tickles rather than real hits, for fear of losing their friendship if you hurt them seriously. also used just for fun to bother people.

I was going to punish her arm with birthday licks, but i decided tickle tactics might be better.

by lazystupidandcorrupt February 5, 2008

tactical insertion

The act of gently pushing your way towards sex with a female who is way higher class than you. Typical uses are with both money and lies.

Time to lay down the tactical insertion.

by plain goldfish January 20, 2011

Playground tactics

When some is rude or mean to someone they like.

Did you see those playground tactics being used by Martin. He is a grown man and yet he might as well clocked the girl and ran away!

by word2thewize December 8, 2009

tactical shag

like a smoke break, but shagging instead

maurice, work is fucking me off, lets go for a quick tactical shag in the disabled toilets and get back to it.

by cool...cool-cool-cool November 20, 2020

Ghey Tactics

the act of trying to initiate ghey thoughts or actions in the hopes of turning someone ghey.

I'm going to go fishing tomorrow, you want to see my new rod? Dude stop using ghey tactics.

by Bruce Cman July 16, 2011

tactical spackle

The act of trying to sneak a fart onto or around someone, and inadvertently spackling yourself in the process.

I snuck up to drop a fart on Andy- turned out to be a tactical spackle. I pushed through though.

by donkypunchzzz June 1, 2010