Scott Caan

The sexy actor known for his roles in Oceans 11; Oceans 12 & Oceans 13; Entourage; and Hawaii Five-0. (NOTE: there are many more these are just a few!) His father is famous actor James Caan.

Girl1: Did you see the Hawaii Five-0 ep last night?
Girl2: Hell yeah! Scott Caan looks so sexy shirtless!
Girl1: IKR!?!

by katiessilvercamaro September 5, 2012

Scott’s tot

On an episode of the tv series “The Office”, main character Michael Scott (Steve Carell) realizes he cannot keep a promise he made to a group of underprivileged children ten years ago: that he would pay for their college tuition provided they graduated from high school. These students are Scott’s tots.

Look at that Scott’s tot female. She looks like she wants to be touched by Scott’s parts.

by Booty_hunter February 4, 2020

D-Scott Virus

The D-Scott Virus is an overarching name given to any and all diseases--great and small. While it is traditionally associated with common airbourne illnesses, it can actually range anywhere from something as small as a sneeze to something as great as the AIDS. While the origins of the disease are unknown to the medical community, there is rampant speculation that it originates from a host in southwest Ohio.

Person A: "Ahhh-CHOOOO!"
Person B: "Watch out, dude, you could be spreading the D-Scott Virus!"

by apotusoa October 5, 2008

Scottish Garlic Bread

The act of seasoning one's penis with exotic herbs and spices in preparation for a blowjob. This technique is believed to make the penis more appetizing to the giver of the blowjob as well as more nutritional. Common ingrediants include, but are not limited to: salt, pepper, nutmeg, and garlic, from which the act derives its name.

Allison: Hey Jess, what's that I smell on your breath?

Jess: Oh, I must have forgotten to brush my teeth!

Allison: Did you go out to eat at an Italian restaurant with Jim?

Jess: No, but after a night at the movies I had some Scottish Garlic Bread.

by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 26, 2009

Scotty Doesn't Know

Scotty doesn't know that Matt Damon is boning his bitch so don't tell him!

Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me

Do it in my van every Sunday.
She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know!

Oh Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!
Fiona says she's out shopping,
But she's under me and I'm not stopping...

Because Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know! (X3)
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!

Don't tell Scotty!

I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.
Fiona's got him on the phone,
And she's trying not to moan.
It's a three-way call and he knows nothing!

Scotty doesn't know!(X3)
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!(X3)

We'll put on a show!
Everyone will go!
Scotty doesn't know!(x3)

The parkin lot
Why not? It's so cool when you're on top!
His front lawn in the snow
Life is so hard because Scotty doesn't know!

We did it on his birthday...

Scotty doesn't know!(X4)

Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty won't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty's gotta know!
Gotta tell Scotty!
Gotta tell him myself!
Scotty doesn't know! (X10)

Chant Scotty doesn't know! (x7)
Chant Scotty's gotta go!

by goonerbear93 May 4, 2010

Scott Kazmir

A promising lefty pitcher who got traded by the Mets for some guy who can't throw strikes and has a shitload of arm problems.

5 shutout innings. What do you have to say for yourself Wilpon? Prepared to be cursed by the Curse of Scott Kazmor!

by somedude August 25, 2004

Doctor Scott

Doctor Scott (born in the early 1980's) is the stage name of Scott Winter. Winter, a rapper from San Francisco's Sunset District, is known as much for his looks and exotic women, as he is for his eclectic music. Well remembered for his musical dedications to large women, also referred to as SSBBW's. Such songs include "2 Tickets" and "Foreplay 2 FourWay". He most recently teamed up with San Leandro standout YB to release the album "Welcome 2 Hollyweird".

My favorite song is 'Pop Music Killed My Baby' by Doctor Scott & Dick Swift

by Tony Ceto July 6, 2007