Ego-Surfing

Using a search engine to find references to oneself on the internet

I'm ego-surfing on google

by Egomaniac September 18, 2003

redneck surfing

Being the driver of a moving vehical and jamming the gas while you climb out the window to lay on the windshield of the vehical, leaving no one to drive the car.

Person 1: Oh look at the driver of that truck! hes on the roof?

Person 2: He's redneck surfing, well was...

go to ebaumsworld.com for a video sample of how this activity is preformed

by Dr. Funk August 1, 2004

carpet surfing

when a dog (small or large) sits on the carpet and drags around the room on it's butt using it front legs.

Look honey, Fido is carpet surfing his ass off on our heirloom, oriental rug.

by qazedctgbujmesztfcuhbokm March 21, 2009

Hotel Surfing

The art of running around hotels at night, riding the elevators like crazy and causing overall havok at a hotel

" man that hotel surfing was intense!"

by Dean KRamer February 27, 2005

Suffering Bastard

A beverage made popular by the Trader Vic's establishments. Served in a Tiki Mug depicting a Moai(Easter Island Statue - pronounced 'mo-eye') holding his head as though he's got a killer headache(thus-suffering). The classic Suffering Bastard contains 1 part gin, 1 part rum, 1/2 part lime juice, dash of bitters, 1 part ginger ale, served over ice.

Barkeep, I'll have a Suffering Bastard!

by Shani T. October 3, 2005

party surfing

Attending more than two parties in one night. Generally accompanied with drunken/stoned driving, stealing alcohol or anything you can get your hands on from each party, and fucking as many chicks as possible.

Jim: "Aw fuck man, me Jack and Daniel went party surfing on New Years, got so fucking hammered, crashed the Beamer. Fucked two mutt as chicks and got head from Andrew's little sister. Or so I've been told."
Pete: "Sounds pretty eventful."
Jim: "Yeah, still, woke up with an iPod on the morning, fuckin' sweet."

by lurk pawtur December 30, 2008

surfing the crimson tide

menstruating also known as on the blob, having the painters in,

As Carol was surfing the crimson tide, she thought that wearing white trousers, roller skating and jumping out of aeroplanes like in the Bodyform commercials was probably NOT actually a good idea

by jamfsob August 12, 2003