acronym for stand up suprise
adjective to describe girl who has a pretty face, usually with a nice make-up job, and generally pretty and slender upper half, usually observed while seated and from across a
table, but who, upon standing up, gives you the surprise of an ENORMOUS
arse and bottom half in general. Can also be used as a noun. stand up surprise or SUS does not apply to curvy women, only where the
top/
bottom dichotomy is extreme.
Can also be used as "stand up.... suprise!" to emphasize a particularly extreme case of SUS.
Adjective: I met a girl at lunch
today and she was such a SUS.
Noun: I met a SUS at lunch
today.
Extreme noun: I met a stand up.... SURPRISE! at lunch
today.