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Student's Block

- The lack of motivation to study.
- When you have been studying so long you can't process what you're studying anymore.
- Your brain goes blank when you look at your notes and text.
- When called upon in class to discuss last night's assignment, you forget everything you read or studied.
- When you can't stop procrastinating, especially right before your finals.
- You can't remember what you studied when you look at the questions on your exam!
- When you simply stop caring about your studies.
- What you suffer from when you write out definitions for "student's block" 20 minutes before a paper is due, which you didn't even start.
A: "I don't want to work on my paper.... I just don't feel like it."
B: "I think you have student's block. Don't worry; we all get it some time or the other."
by sugarsugar! October 15, 2007
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Student Juice

Red Bull, Relentless, Lucozade - Basically any beverage marketed as energy drinks.

Consumed excessively by students when a long night of last-minute work lies ahead.
"Man, look at Rob's eyes, how he managed to work on his dissertation all night is beyond me"

"Probably all that student juice he's had"
by tomharding August 17, 2008
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professional student

One who is studying for a professional graduate degree; particularly a law, medical, dentistry, veterinary, or business student.
Man, what are all these undergrads' cars doing in the garage? As a professional student, I should get priority.
by Rhythmgen January 20, 2010
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arts' student

An individual who is a member od the art or humanities faculty of an university.
These students little work, as they are merely a government ploy to boost university figures by introducing "dumbing down policys". Arts student are generally hated by all and career paths generally involve a paper hat and fast food.
by Scorp September 22, 2003
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student tears

Student tears a mixture of pussy juice and sperm
Joe : What are you drinking
Matt: Student tears
Joe: do you know what your drinking
Matt: no
Joe: that is a mixture of puss juice and sperm
by Islay bitches with big asses February 20, 2018
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student pool

A never ending purgatory for those hoping to become naval officers. Although, they are crammed in the same building with the quitters that continue to make jokes about the program they quit because it was "too hard." This just causes the future officers to further resent the existence of the quitters, to the point that they discuss glorious ways to rid the earth of their existence.
Candio 1: "Hell yea I got my orders did you get yours?"

Candio 2: "Nope, looks like I'll be heading to student pool for a few days."

.... Days turn to weeks.... Weeks turn to months....
by I ain't got time for this shit September 7, 2017
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Student Hustler

the kid that makes money on various objects or services around or in the school
Kid: I want some candy right now
Student Hustler: If you want it, I got it
by zygous May 27, 2008
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