Starter Log

The first, short turd that is emitted, but an interruption of gas (fart) pinches it off. It is pushed off to the side by the rest of the bowel movement that follows it, in an unbroken, momentous, pile of shit. Ahhhh.....

OMG, who didn't flush? Look at this mountain of mud! It's all in a pile except that short one floating by itself. Yeah, that must be the starter log.

by PEARKAY June 2, 2010

priorities strait

When you have better things to do then hang out with your friends

I got a girl
I got a job
I got my priorities strait

by The Josh Man June 30, 2004

start something

A album & song by Lostpropets, the album contains the songs:

We Still Kill The Old Way
To Hell We Ride
Last Train Home
Make A Move
Burn, Burn
I Don't Know
Hello Again
Goodbye Tonight
Start Something
A Million Miles
Last Summer
We Are Godzilla - You Are Japan
Sway

Very good album, made in 2004.

Hey, have you heard start something?

by bloodbanx.com January 26, 2005

Dire Straits

Best band EVER

Boy them Dire Straits are damn good

by MJI August 13, 2003

startled gecko

When you're sexing a girl from behind against a wall, and you "accidentally" slip it into her ass.
she will proceed to 'climb the wall' like a startled gecko.

Nick couldn't stand up anymore so he gave Emma a startled gecko. We're still waiting for her to climb down from the roof.

by L-Mo April 29, 2008

strait up

One who speaks the truth; Is truthful and/ or conforming to the truth

A: Hey he is spittin' da truth
B: Yeah fo sho he's strait up

by Jon-quisha December 1, 2010

over before it started

a term used to describe a hook up that has no chance of turning into a relationship

"Jay and I hooked up a week ago, he now wont respond to any of my texts or look at me in class, looks like this was over before it started"

"He was so hot, so I slept with him. I don't feel bad about it. We met at a bar at 2 a.m. It was over before it started."

by wolfpacc December 8, 2009