scrample

A scrap as a sample. A representative sample of a thing, made by removing a scrap of the original item. Used mainly in remodeling homes, boats, etc., where the original item is too large to be brought whole to a paintshop for color matching or a lumberyard for comparison to available products.

Go get a scrample of that siding so we can match the grooves at the store.

by Jerome Laguna June 3, 2011

Stamped bat

How a lady's gash might look if it was bloody in the middle and hairy on the edges. Imagine stamping on a bat or the batman sign with red in the middle.

Tilda: How's the blob this month?
Beryl: Dunno love, not been down there for weeks, probably looks like a stamped bat by now.

by dabiscuit September 26, 2011

Scrambled

Cocky or arrogant. Over confident in ones ability, status, or ego.

Joe, stop being scrambled. You are handsome but not that handsome.

by HappyKarmaKaze September 21, 2019

strapped down

to get strapped down is like getting dicked down but with a strap-on

i want to get strapped down so badly😩

by jeck enthusiast June 13, 2022

finger stampede

The act of rapidly tapping your fingers against a hard service, such as a school desk or table. Somewhat sounds like a large amount of tiny hooves pelting the ground in, as the name suggests, a stampede.

Watch out; finger stampede at John's desk!

by plain goldfish January 24, 2011

Scrambled Eggs

When a female performs oral sex on a male and he ejaculates into her mouth and the ejaculate comes back out her nose.

Those scrambled eggs burn.

by prevert April 11, 2009

scrambled eggs

when two fags are fucking reverse cowboy and their balls are smashing against one another.

"How was your night with Johnny?" "Oh you know, went over and had some scrambled eggs."

by DickRay October 18, 2008