Stumping

Engaging in intercourse with a person who lacks one or more limb(s).

We should totally go stumping tomorrow night.

by weinerboy1234 June 1, 2024

Stamping

When someone declares something is final, but then continues.

Saying "I'm leaving this awful party and not coming back!!"...then returning 10 minutes later when no one follows them.

Writing "This is my final email on the subject!" then proceeding to send half a dozen more.

Iain Stamped out of the party.....everyone just looked at each other and thought...Ignore him hes just Stamping and will be back soon.

by The Tax Pope February 18, 2026

tree stumping

To spit on the ground and put ones cigarette out in the saliva and leave it sticking upwards towards the sky.

"Dammit, I always get butts on my shoes because some dumbass keeps tree stumping"

by Dee Lauris September 29, 2004

tree stopping

to sudenly be stoped in your travels by a tree

I seen Bob the other day skiing, he was tree stopping all the way down

by Al Dailly August 3, 2007

chump stumping

A deliberate act of sabotage through misdirection or misinformation aimed at maintaining locus of control in interpersonal interactions; often times involves deliberately withholding key information or misrepresenting policy or procedure in an effort to manipulate others, typically for personal gain.

Janie knew the intern would outshine her at the next board meeting, so she chump stumped him by telling him the APR was .01% as opposed to .1%. All of his figures were off, and he looked foolish after Janie pointed out “his simple math mistake”.

Chump Stumping can also be used reflexively

The customer had many questions about the return policy and seemed hesitant to purchase the item. Tom really needed the commission, so he answered all the customer’s questions but stumped the chump by not mentioning service and repackage fees on return.

by mollymoo5 October 17, 2010

Vaj stopping

The equivalent of cock blocking but for women. When a person purposely acts as an obstacle to prevent a woman from getting some.(for watever reason)

Girl:Derrick leave us alone and quit Vaj stopping
Guy:Youre my sister youre drunk as hell and there is no way im lettin u hook up with this guy

by many words April 27, 2011

chocolate stamping

what animals do when they rub or place their dirty buttholes on things leaving something that resembles a stamp made our of their rear chocolate. A perfect examples are dogs who have exposed buttholes like pugs and they like to sit or lay and they move later leave a chocolate stamp behind.

my dog monk loves to sit on me but he backs his butt up on you and one of these days im sure im going to get a chocolate stamping on my clothes.

by 26@65 November 22, 2015