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stoked

slang - when you’re stoned and coked. (Under the influence of both weed and cocaine).
Dude I was so stoked during that Uber ride.
by xniche November 22, 2021
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Dope stoked

When you're all hyped up on weed, you think anything is possible.
Girl: what happened to Jimmy?

Boy: he got all DOPE STOKED and tried to jump off this bridge.... but he was on his couch the whole time.
by Clemon2589 July 3, 2019
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Noah stokes

Also known as creature, crack and pee girl. The act of being too intoxicated and letting the worst side of you out. There is no limit to what or who you will pee on.
“Bro I brought this girl home last night and see Noah stokes me”
by Peegirl9000 October 12, 2019
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Skibidi stokes crashout

When you make mr stokes crashout in form time by continuously shouting MANGO MANGO MANGO
He's having a skibidi stokes crashout. I hope he also doesn't goon us all to ohio and make us eat lunchly.
by mewing overlord 69 muntawar December 4, 2024
mugGet the Skibidi stokes crashoutmug.

Stove Stoked

The act of inserting one or more objects into a vagina or anus.
Me nd' my gang Stove Stoked that chick last night.
by Popcorn OveN 226 October 8, 2011
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Stoke Fan

A glory hunting fuckwit who does not yet realise that their team "Stoke City" is long past its sell-by date. They meet on a weekly basis at the local circus, also referred to as the bet365 Stadium. The stadium is home to "Stoke City", a team well known for its hideous combination of red and white that are their colours. Not to mention that rabid hippo that is the pinnacle of this cult. Stoke Fans get a boner once said hippo is spotted.
Look! A wild Stoke fan emerging from the tip!
by Wehatestoke September 29, 2022
mugGet the Stoke Fanmug.

Jordan stokes

Jordan stokes is a rare breed of spaka only found roaming in the amazom rainforest. These creatures are uaully tamed by feeding them some sort of of sunday dinner but beware and don’t feed them yorkshire puddings as his dad is a baldy yorkshire cunt and you’ll hear him masturbating all the way from lampton
Can you hear that fapping? Must be Jordan stokes dad
by Cheese and ham sarnie March 21, 2019
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