Sheen Status

Partying as hard as Charlie Sheen. A status that no man or woman can reach ever. You must be Charlie Sheen to achieve Sheen Status.

Dude I came so close to Sheen Status last night, I banged a 5 gram rock up my dome piece then my mom took me to the hospital!" "AWWW DUDE, 2 more grams and you could have been SHEEN STATUS!!

by SlimeyCock123321 March 19, 2011

KB Status

Starting to pregame way too early before going out and becoming extremely intoxicated. (blood alc level of 3.0 to be exact)

Complete Blackout

Waking up in the hospital, still drunk, with multiple IV's in your arm with your nurse telling you how you tried to hit her and they had to use restraints

Yeah she blacked out and woke up in the hospital. She started taking shots at like noon. Total KB Status!

Let's get KB Status tonight!

Look at that guy. Total KB Status

by Batie Kell May 23, 2011

Autograph Status

Someone that is not famous does something that was so awesome you want their autograph.

Dude just hit the teacher and walked away like a goon!! Now thats autograph status.

by coolds123 May 26, 2011

Baller-status Catholic

A devout Catholic who is extremely knowledgeable in the way of theology, doctrine, liturgy, faith formation, and has read up on the lives of the saints. They are also well-versed in the arguments against Church, particularly those used by secular fundamentalists. Entire families, in addition to specific individuals, can achieve the title of baller-status Catholic.

"After a lifetime quest for truth and knowledge, my friend Dan is a total baller-status Catholic."

"The McCluskey's totally boxed James in that argument about reserving priestly ordination to men alone using John Paul II's Ordinatio Sacerdotalis. They are definitely a baller-status Catholic fam."

by WillyStyle101 January 28, 2014

girlfriend status

Girlfriend Status: when the girlfriend wins and gets what she wants because she is the girlfriend

Boyfriend: I don’t want to watch that movie!
Girlfriend: But I have girlfriend status!
Boyfriend: fine

by main squeeze February 9, 2020

sham wow status

When a girl is so sopping wet the only way she can dry herself is by using a sham wow.

Frank 's dirty dancing caused Rachel to become sham wow status.

by Sanf783 November 22, 2013

Brexit third-country status woes

Any new negative consequence of post-Brexit Britain's third country status. From school kids being trapped for 14 hours on buses at Dover to the general decline in quality of life that UK citizens share under a conservative government.

Geriatric Tory confuses herself over her third-country national status as the UK is no longer a member of the EU and France has no obligation to pander to the UK's Brexit third-country status woes over issues like the delayed Dover crossings.

by Joe Smiff April 3, 2023