stale

a joke, comment, or phrase that is usually intended to be funny or humorous but isn't

by Anonymous June 2, 2003

stoled

The past tense of stole when meaning to punch or injur someone.

Man did you see that fight? That guy got stoled on.

by foshacka_8238 May 9, 2009

Stale Donut

Cum onto an asshole and let it dry on. Then fuck said asshole after it's kind of like a stale glazed donut.

Gave that bitch a stale donut for her birthday. Feels good man.

by Henry Gerbenmeizer February 21, 2011

77 stoled

Hyper, Slighty annoyed,and strongly stupid at the same time.

Person 1: I am buying Dohnuts!

Person 2: Cool.

Person 1: But you cant have any.

Person 2: 77 Stoled!!

by Doh Nuts 13 May 15, 2004

Stale Bread

People who lack the capability to express themselves; who have the emotional range of a piece of celery. They are often dry and don't say much. They may socialize but while they do they look as if they left their brain at home; they are impassive. They will definitely leave you on read. When they do show emotions it's like rain after a drought, refreshing and much needed.

Do you know David? He's such a stale bread man, he never smiles.

by N. Mani May 29, 2019

Staredown Mack

A dude that only looks at a chick he wants, instead of macking her down.

If you holla at a chick, you can't be a staredown mack.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant July 18, 2005

Stalebait

A sexual partner well past their prime. The polar opposite of Jailbait.

I'm not going down to the Wellie Park, it's full of stalebait

by theshane September 22, 2007