Squatchy

When a person or place makes u uncomfortable

My bf Dave was flailing on G the other night and started getting real squatchy

by anonymous December 17, 2020

Squatchy

A person or place that makes you uncomfortable

My bf Dave was flailing on G last night and started gettin real squatchy

by anonymous December 17, 2020

Squatchy

A person or place that makes you uncomfortable

My bf Dave was flailing on G last night and started gettin real squatchy

by anonymous December 17, 2020

Squatch

The end product of a hilariously vindictive act, consisting of the filling of one’s insulated hot/cold travel beverage container with a steamy soft-serve fecal Frappuccino. Also referred to as: Shitting in somebody’s YETI cup.

Look! Jim left his YETI cocktail cup at the party! Jim is an asshole. Let’s Squatch Jim.

Did you see the massive Squatch that Lisa left in Tanya’s tumbler?

by Fogoobeen March 16, 2021

Squatch

When one gets so high, or high enough, around others where they start questioning their life decisions and getting internally emotional. Instead of confronting these feelings though, one uses abstract terms to keep the mood light and arise a good laugh from fellow stoned companions.

High Guy 1: *Thinking about calling his professor mom accidentally* I'm such a silly squatch.

High Guy 2: Wtf lol, um sure?

by cházaáh doggie August 2, 2021

Squancho

A man or woman who gets it while it’s good.

Man you are one of them squancho types man.

by Mancho November 19, 2021

squanch

When you squeeze someones balls so hard that they make the noise squanch and unidentified liquid flys about putting the male is in a stupendous pain and wishes he could be black and go back to the 1800s

Girl: I had a fight with reece yesterday i squanched his balls

by tyron mings could win the worl November 24, 2021