Spench

To pass time in a highly unformfortable, or painful way.

Can't go out Thursday. I'll be spenching the night away on that English essay.

Lunch break was spenched when SHE came to sit at our table.

Go on! Spench all your time with him!

by For a man of his age... March 31, 2011

Boinky sponch

It means wanna fuck lamo

Hey babe, Boinky sponch?

by zleM September 29, 2021

Sponch

A condition in which an individual is unable to perform the act of intercourse due to excessive alcohol consumption. This can be used when referring to a male unable to maintain an erection or a female who is unable to climax due to her inebriation.

Also see Whiskey dick

ie;"How was it last night with that dude? Fuck, it was awful, I couldn't cum I had the sponch."

ie; "She won't talk to me after I got the sponch on her birthday."

by mssmellymelly September 9, 2009

Skunch

Any particularly bloody, nasty wipeout on a skateboard. Also refers to the sound some boarders make when they land on their heads.

Dude, the poor shithead skunched!

by TheFreak March 10, 2003

smunch

Something both Sexy and Munch

something/someone really cool that you cant think of a single word on its own to describe the person or thing

guy 1'Dude that chick is like 'SEXY'
guy 2'No way she is MUNCH'
guy 3'Shut up guys, you both right but i say she is SMUNCH!'

by Long haired nutter November 15, 2007

SunChips

Noun; A person who is corny. A person who acts funny but it isn't funny.

Whatup Dennis, why are you being sunchips?

by DennisKilla November 21, 2003

smunchy

adj. smooth and crunchy

"Wow. This chunky peanut butter is smunchy."

by Prof. Aladdin Saucipious Cinemanagic Jackson, III September 14, 2005