ellendale sprinkler

When a fat overbearing woman who wears men's underwear pulls the dick hole part of the underwear apart and pisses on her sissy husbands face while he calls her a mans name, like Randy.

That poor bastard is getting an Ellendale sprinkler when he gets home.

by SummerTeeth February 1, 2015

Rainbow arch sprinkler

When the act of 2 lesbians having fun, one takes the crabs bend position, whilst the other licks her lady garden until ejaculation, hence the sprinkler, ps happy pride

Oh fuck, you wanted to see the rainbow arch sprinkler I gave her last night, she was soaked

by J4yy29 July 12, 2021

Long Range Sprinkler

A friend who does NOT have a girlfriend/boyfriend, yet actually helps other (usually more introverted) friends find theirs.

Can also be used for someone that helps others before helping themselves

P1:"Hey, you know Robert?"
P2:"Yeah, he still hasn't found his girl, has he?"
P1:"No, but he said good things to Yoselyn, and she asked for my insta today!"
P2"Wow, really?"

P1:"Yeah, i forget our mate's good with that kinda stuff, he's a long range sprinkler, i tell ya"

by Bilingualistic January 20, 2024

Sprinkler Running

Waking up early in the morning and running through everyone's sprinklers without getting caught.

Jody and I were sprinkler running until we got the cops called on us when we broke a sprinkler by kicking it.

by SprinklerRunner January 17, 2010

Michigan Sprinkler

When you give a hot girl a facial, let the semen crust, then piss on the cum to spray it off.

Why do you smell like pee? My boyfriend just gave me a Michigan Sprinkler.

by Big Johnnythen March 29, 2025

Italian Sprinkler

The act in which two men, not homosexually, superglue there foreskins together and then jerk off, but not homosexually, making sure to cum simultaneously so that the spunk breaks through the superglue creating a sprinkler effect, but then again not homosexually.

Me and my friend like to Italian Sprinkler

by Pooflepoof October 17, 2025

The Sprinkler

When your in the middle or an Orgy and after you finish fucking some chick you gotta pee and they all get in a circle for your nut but you piss on them all in a circle imitating a Sprinkler

Guy 1: Thanks for the sex Linda!
Linda: np now you know the drill
Mariah: Yeah
Guy 1: *Does The Sprinkler*

by Sir Daddy Dank January 31, 2020