When Peter Parker breaks into your room when you least expect it and jizzes in your mouth. It normally tastes like spiders.
The other day i was doing my homework when I got spider jizzed!
Dude! did you hear the news, three old women got spider jizzed on in a dark alleyway at night!
Dude! did you hear the news, three old women got spider jizzed on in a dark alleyway at night!
by Spiderman fanboy June 16, 2009
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A guy who shoots semen outta his hands and swings around the whole city with his semen. He can shoot semen in many different forms like,semen ball,cover everyone with semen,hang upside down with semen. Basically his real name was semenman but due to society he had to change his name, sad isnt it.
by TheBigDickSickBreastMaster64 July 30, 2017
Get the Spiderman mug.Only like the coolest pet ever. Homer Simpson's newfound friend that is compelled to walk across the ceiling while Homer sing's the theme song, only to leave dirty tracks to Marge's dismay. Isn't he the best!?
Introduced in the new Simpson's Movie Trailers.
Introduced in the new Simpson's Movie Trailers.
by Jes. August 18, 2007
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Get the spider-man 2 mug.The Clock Spider was a series of pictures being passed around certain forums. The first picture showed a normal wall clock, with some things poking out the side. In the next pictures, the photographer took the clock off the wall, and it was shown that the things were the tips of the spider's legs, and the spider was about the size of the clock, which must have covered up its entire body.
It's not quite certain whether it's real or not, but it seems to be possible.
It's not quite certain whether it's real or not, but it seems to be possible.
by Sendion August 20, 2003
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