To spoon with a girl while having a chubby or boner. While you are behind the girl possibly touching her backside with you penis. Therefore "sporking" because you have the little fork end (wiener).
by TheMcNasty November 20, 2014
Jen: let’s not do ecstasy tonight, it’s dangerous and I hate to have to fun
Karen: don’t be such a loser/cunt Jen actually you’re worst you’re a fucking spork bitch
Karen: don’t be such a loser/cunt Jen actually you’re worst you’re a fucking spork bitch
by Bruce Maharaj July 07, 2019
A bisexual person;
The fork component being the part of them that's attracted to females, the spoon component being the part of them that's attracted to males.
The fork component being the part of them that's attracted to females, the spoon component being the part of them that's attracted to males.
Guy: that's some real spork behavior
Girl: he's so smooth and casual about it tho, could pull me for sure
Guy: damn, same here
Girl: he's so smooth and casual about it tho, could pull me for sure
Guy: damn, same here
by RizzyRedRaccoon August 25, 2023
When your spooning with a boner.
by NoLockOnTheDoor September 10, 2020
Not quite a spoon, not quite a fork... spork! A useless implement that cannot be used to eat fries with - akin to airline cutlery.
by Bill O'Baggins June 10, 2016
by I AM THE MOTHER SPORK November 26, 2017
A combination between a fork and a spoon commonly used for eating things you would need a fork and a spoon
by Martin787 March 12, 2015