spatchcock

the act of using one's penis to flip eggs off a partner's vagina

She asked me to make her breakfast, so I offered her a spatchcock.

by SledgeTheHammer September 23, 2008

spate

generally a woman that has sex (anally, orally and in the vagina) with scrubs. She also has habits of cramping styles and taking up space.

Kate is such a fucking spate bro!

by Brett Koehn April 24, 2008

spatch

the wet spot created by the act of successful sexual intercourse

"Honey, grab the squeegee and clean up that spatch".

by teej October 16, 2003

spat

Noun: The wet spatter (hence the name) which flies into the bowl of the toilet during a furious diarhea-type shit. Also, the residual wet the clings to one's leg and drawers when one sharts (shits one's pants).

"Holy fuck that Indian food was great. Only problem is my stomach back there. i think i got a little spat on the chief (dick)."

by A Dub November 10, 2008

spat

Loose term for good ol' natural vag lube. Also reffered to as pussy grease or snail track.

She came and got spat all over my face.

by Corey May 20, 2004

spatchy

Interesting, whereby people in old, patched up clothes look interesting because the patches add color. Usually used in conjunction with clothes, but can apply to almost anything.

"Your new blazer is quite spatchy and keen, especially in this light!"

by Noise Tank January 2, 2005

Spat a nut

Ejaculation that usually occurs whilst watching busty girls dance on stage.

"Hey Charlie, guess what, I just spat a nut!"

by Danny B January 28, 2005