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sprinkler

when you are giving a blowjob & the guy starts forcing your head downwards because he is about to cum and the cum shoots up your sinus cavity & you have to do a snot rocket to get it out. preferrably on his face.
Last night when I was giving Bill a blowjob I had to do a sprinkler when I was done.
by spinkydownsy April 18, 2011
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sprinkle monkey

A derisive name given to the new guy at the ice cream shop that isn't yet allowed to operate the cash register or even scoop ice cream. He/she is only allowed to add toppings such as sprinkles to a cone that a senior employee has already scooped.
Fatty: Hey dude can i get some sprinkles on that peanut butter chocolate fudge lard two scooper?
Dude behind the counter: HEY SPRINKLE MONKEY, this fatty wants some sprinkles on his next heart attack.
by Spandangler May 12, 2009
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baby sprinkle

A smaller version of a baby shower given to someone who is expecting their 2nd child, especially if it is of the opposite sex.
Amanda already has a daughter but she is expecting a boy in a couple months, so we are throwing her a baby sprinkle so she can get some boy clothes.
by Thunder28 December 11, 2009
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Michoacán sprinkler

When you’re all fucked up trying to impress a girl with the helicopter dance and you piss all over her carpet
“Yo I just stayed the night at homegirls”

“”You clapped those cheeks tho , right?””

“Nah bro, I got too fucked up and gave her the Michoacán sprinkler instead”
by SatanicHispanicInaPanic October 13, 2021
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hit it in the sprinkles

A sexual act where the receiveing partner holds a sprinkled donut up to their desired orifice. This is to make a target for getting nailed in the ass.
Dave: "Micah, what did you do last night?"
Micah: "Well last night Dave came over with donuts and I let him hit it in the sprinkles
by hot sprinkles February 28, 2011
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Hoenut with sprinkles

When a man nuts on a womans face and then throws doughnut sprinkles, sticking to the face full of spooge.
Yo dawg, I just gave that girl a Hoenut with sprinkles.
by lonewolf74 October 17, 2011
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Booger sprinkles

When you rub your nose and it's full of dry boogers and tiny bits and speckles of boogers sprinkle out
"I found a bunch of booger sprinkles on the bed last night. Did you blow you're nose and missed the tissue?"
by phunkybudda June 18, 2007
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