spleenach

an ancient ritual of spleen removal through the naval using a special instrument known as an ach

the ancient greeks used it as a mating ritual....'ohh zeus let me perform that spleenach on you...you'll cum all night'

by Correspondingly November 1, 2004

spleb

(n) A person who only uses an iPod or only listens to legal, unpirated music

Ben : "Dude, you remember that song 'War'? I love that song, you got an iPod, right? Play it!"
Caleb: "Yeah, I like that song too, but I don't got an iPod, that's for splebs"

by hozaybltdirty March 21, 2015

Spleed

High as f*ck! So high you can barely function!

Yo, that rig got me spleed, I can’t even think straight.

by ObscurityXVI July 8, 2018

spleen

Another word for spliff in limited use in the East Midlands, UK.

"Can I av next uns on that spleen yof"

by The Monk September 23, 2004

slexi

n. (sleck-see) 1. Slang term, used to describe an individual who is "sexy" and "sleek" 2. an attractive athlete 3. Typically, one of the female sex, who appears to be a innocent, but often engages in coital activities.

1. Jessica is lookin slexi, she's been hittin the gym lately.
2. samantha is slexi, she may look innocent, but shes a total slut!

by the grammar god March 27, 2010

spleech

n. jizz, sperm, male seminal fluid

adj. the color of semen

v. jizz, cum, ejaculate

v. - he spleeched on her face.

adj. - now she has spleech hair.

n. - there is also spleech all over the carpet.

by JunkInTheDrunk January 22, 2011

SPLEENED

1) The act of being killed with a spleen.
2) The act of having one's spleen explode in some sort of burning cinder fury of crimson chaos fire.
3) More specifically it is the act of having ones own spleen exploding in some sort of burning cinder fury of crimson chaos fire while inside its owners body, causing death by means of lack of spleen juice to supply their gods who require spleen juice to remain godly, see ilge.
4) The act of beating somone with a spleen after it is removed from the corpse of a person who commited suicide after commiting a shmagoiganing. See shamgoigan

1) HAHA YOU'VE GOT SPLEENED!!
2) Dude! his spleen just exploded in a burning cinder fury of crimson chaos fire!
3) Woah his spleen exploded in some sort of burning cinder fury of crimson chaos fire and killed him because he has no spleen juice to sacrifice to his godly gods who require apleen jiuce to remain godly!
4) YOU'VE GOT BEAT!!

by Eric February 27, 2004