Splaffer

This is a description for somebody who is accident prone, clumsy, forgetful, stupid etc while under the influence of marijuana.

"For fucks sake Tim, put your pants back on you splaffer!"

"John can't find his way out of the bathroom the splaffer!"

by pirate poobeard November 15, 2003

spladam

A term used to describe an explosion or exciting event.

I went to go see my ho and then spladam bitch!

I hit the switch on the nuke and then spladam

by Max S. March 31, 2004

Splaacked

When you get splashed or dirtied by something black

"Damn, i just got splaacked with coke"

by Ifteyake November 3, 2012

splacious

Better than awesome or wonderful

That's sooo splacious

by Berk a durk April 1, 2017

Spaff

1) cum basically

2) When you have some unknown mixture on you and someone points it out

1) I spaffed all over her fat mouth last night

2) Dude, you got a bit of spaff on your shirt

by Ja-mmin April 24, 2005

splade

Alternate spelling of spork, it is well disputed over which word (spork or splade) is the appropriate word by my father and my grandparents. Hoy.

is it a spork... or a splade...?

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 8, 2003

Spaf

Another word for seamen

Can I 'spaf' on your norks?

by Protozoa February 14, 2003