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socialist mop

An metaphorical implement by which Democrats clean up messes left by Republicans. Compare and contrast with the actual mop apparently used to clean up "messes" left by Democrats; that is, the ones that weren't left to crust over on some blue dress.
Whiny Republican as interpreted by President Barrack Obama:

"You're not mopping fast enough. That's a socialist mop."
by JTK4 October 19, 2009
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socialist

A socialist, in democratic, capitalistic, western countries, is a person who was, more often than not, raised in a white, middle class family and adopts a socialistic political world view to vent the guilt felt by such an upbringing. This cathartic measure is a form of psychological flagellation and an attempt to identify with poorer people and countries. The socialist realizes that the hand they were dealt was not contingent on there being "special" but lucky.

The socialist then projects their insecurity's on the great
"father figure" of the USA. In doing so they concentrate there hatred of America by villainizing and inventing "facts" and "events" while ignoring real problems outside of there scope of focus, revealing there motives to be far from objective.

The socialist will spend endless time, money and effort
protesting tedious trivialities about the USA, such as trade laws or political meetings, and conveniently ignore tragedies occurring as they protest, such as massacres in Africa promoted by Muslims and Despots, or vicious sectarian rivalries across the Middle East.
The socialist ignores these nasty facts about the world because they were not, in some way, connected to the USA.

The lack of any real connection to their “pet issues” and the USA does not always stop their wonderfully specious logic from drawing a connection. This also extends their putting a spin on historical events, or a complete revision of history itself. A good example of the above is the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, now, it appears, that this was an act of terrorism and imperialism, rather than an ugly act of a very ugly war.
by TedWhite July 30, 2008
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Socialize the dog

1.Using your untrained dog as an excuse to meet women

2.Taking your untrained dog to a park as a means to meet underage girls
Mike: Did you hear? SLaDe was arrested when he tried to socialize the dog!

John: Oh man, I had no idea he was such a sick bastard.
by teach187 January 11, 2008
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socially withdrawn

Person always sitting in the back of the class in school, and not sharing table with anybody. Can have anything from ordinary shyness or lack of courage, to serious mental disorders like social phobia and schizophrenia.
In the first two cases, also called "pussy" in former Yugoslavia countries like Bosnia, Croatia, and Serbia.
A: Why is this guy not talking to anybody? Why is he so socially withdrawn?
B: He is sensitive. He is good. Leave him alone!
by AsocialSurvival December 20, 2018
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being socially unacceptable

Person 1: Stop, you are being socially unacceptable.

Person 2: *Incohrent screaming*

Person 1: You spelled 'incoherent' wrong
Person 2: Incohrent crying
by mental-illness March 13, 2021
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champagne socialist

A champagne socialist is someone who talks about and identifies themselves as being someone on the left wing, for example a socialist or communist, but lives a life of indulgence in extremely trivial and material things.
AOC partying with the elite at the met gala is the perfect example of what a champagne socialist she is.
by Grgrman May 1, 2022
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socialist

The "nice word" for "communism." While socialists claim to believe in nationalized health care and education, they don't usually realize that nationalized programs for these things, unfortunately, usually suck ass.

I'd rather pay $100,000 for cancer treatment than die while waiting 7 months to see a FREE specialist!
The post office takes a week to return my calls. My State university takes 2 weeks to return my calls. I have to wait 2 hours for counter service at the Department of Transportation.

I can only imagine how long I would have to wait for government health care that socialists think is a great idea.

Will the clinics be closed on Columbus Day too?
by Bluesgirl November 23, 2006
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