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Suck and soak

Tactic used by large broking houses to obtain stock from muppets before exploding to new highs
Classical suck and soak being applied to stock xyz
by El gizardo May 4, 2019
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soaking the log

When a man sticks his penis in a females vagina and doesn't move. Thus, soaking the log.
Woman and man having sex
Man inserts penis
Leaves it in
Woman: "what are you doing?"
Man: "Soaking the log"
by logsoaker June 28, 2014
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Man Soak

The act of chugging your drink as fast as you can until you finish it no matter how much you spill on yourself.
“I think it’s time for a man soak”

Hey dude wanna man soak”

“It’s not a party unless you man soak”
by Wildin39 May 14, 2019
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Soak King

A Noble man with a high character and pristine moral compass that is beyond repute. Bestowed this gift from on high, he used his carnal knowledge to create a legal circumvention for those who seek the pleasures of the flesh before marriage. It took him years of remote isolation to have the epiphany that created soaking. He then traveled the globe proselytizing to the world's believers his new-found invention: soaking.
The Soak King saved my life with his invention of soaking. Without him, my girlfriend and I would have gone to hell. All hail the BSD (BIG SOAK DADDY).
by Soak King Historian January 12, 2024
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Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum"

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" is when this female singer, binges on booze. It's my joke, on her "Soak Up The Sun" song.
Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" song, is when she gets drunk, after partying, out all night, with her friends! My joke!
by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024
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Soaking

Something LDS unmarried couples do at BYU university. A man puts his penis in a woman’s vagina and they don’t move. Experts at this will have someone else present who will jump on the bed to provide stimulation.
Lora and John, two students at Brigham Young University (BYU), engage in soaking. Bella jumps on the bed while they do this so they move just enough to be stimulated. They do this because they are children of God.
by TheFairLadyAcrossTheStreet October 21, 2021
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Soak Stack

3 or more Mormons stacked while soaking each other. I.E. human centipede the Roman way.
The Mormon orgy ended up in a soak stack.
by Thegermanboi May 2, 2025
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