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Snowboard

the act of snowboarding. There really are two categories to it.

FREERIDE
famous people - Craig Kelly
Probably the most liberating action ever known to man. Ripping up an untouched powder bowl in Whistler or Baker. This is the superior of the two. Often involves natural things. Wind made Jumps, Trees, broken logs, etc.

FREESTYLE
famous people - Shaun White
The lesser of the two, though still better than Skiing. This often involves Rails, Boxes and large man made jumps. Also this is the activity that most posers claim to do, as it is more fashionable at the moment, made famous by the Olympics and X-Games.
Snowboarder: Wanna go snowboardin today?

Friend: Dude... its fuckin july

Snowboarder: So? we can still session Mount Hood in Oregon.

Friend: Thats like a 5 hour drive

Snowboarder: so?

Friend: ok, lets go for it. I'll buy beer.

Poser: Hey I heard you talkin. I can totally jib that massive rainbow ramp over at the park dude. I just got a new Burton snowboard and spent a few grand, its the best.

Snowboarder: go eat some cock you stupid ass poser. I'll beat you up with your bindings. go away.

Poser: asshole.

Snowboarder: Thats it. (proceed to beat up with anything at hand)
by sky sky22 December 31, 2008
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Snowboarder

one who clicks it and rips it at Sugarloaf. also known as The Wolf.
The Wolf is so sick today; He's totally ripping in the park.
by Ian "wolf" Woelfel December 9, 2004
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snowboarding

Snowboarding is the new skiing.
I am the only fifteen year of skier I know of, but my friends enjoy snowboarding.
by Cogitator October 9, 2008
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snowglobe

Verb: To cockblock.
Verb: To block possible action from happening by hanging around a girl or guy so others cannot approach and/or feel uncomfortable or uncertain when asking him or her out, getting their number, or calling them after the fact.

This is a term that can be used around parents and in public. It doesn't sound disgusting and vulgar as the normal term for this action.
Don snowglobed Dennis so Laura was never called.
by Snarkymonkey April 28, 2006
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snowblower

What makes the snowman very happy.
The snowman was in a good mood because he saw the snowblower coming down the street.
by SnowmenRule December 8, 2004
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Snowglobe

When a girl is laying backwards off the edge of the bed and the man ejaculated on her tits.
dude.. The sex was wild and I snowglobed all over this chick like crazy!
by Jack Frost69 January 11, 2010
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snowblower

Some one, usually a man, who enjoys semen in their mouth,
Dude, that gay is such a snowblower
by Fiery Phoenix April 23, 2003
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