An attempt to ejaculate into a violent storm of farts.
*Bonus points for taking laxatives prior to the attempt*
*Bonus points for taking laxatives prior to the attempt*
Bro, my girl ate a ton of beans and wouldn't put out. I was fed up and tried to jerk off on her only to end up with The Pakistani Snowblower.
by ~Magic_Carpet~ August 29, 2018
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"holy shit! I got trashed on SnowBlowers at the office Christmas party and humped the VP. I hope I'm not fired."
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freestyle snowboarding is split up into three main subcatagorys.
Park - hitting kickers and wedges to get air and land spins and grabs. Can be pretty painfull without protection.
Pipe - Been in the media a lot due to Olympics. Involves riding up the two walls of a half pipe landing grabs and spins. ussually sheet ice due to use it recieves resulting in very painfull slams.
jibbing - one of the coolest types of freestlye snowboarding. involves hitting rails, boxes, picnic benches, fences, walls and even cars. anything with a surface can prupose a great jib.
Park - hitting kickers and wedges to get air and land spins and grabs. Can be pretty painfull without protection.
Pipe - Been in the media a lot due to Olympics. Involves riding up the two walls of a half pipe landing grabs and spins. ussually sheet ice due to use it recieves resulting in very painfull slams.
jibbing - one of the coolest types of freestlye snowboarding. involves hitting rails, boxes, picnic benches, fences, walls and even cars. anything with a surface can prupose a great jib.
Park
Rider 1 - I bget you cant land a rodeo 720
Rider 2 - Bet i can
Pipe
Rider 1 - This sucks and really hurts when you hang up
Rider 2 - Hell yer
Jibbing
Rider 1 - Whoa that handrail could be one amazing photo opp
Rider 2 - Hell yer
Overall
Freestyle snowboarding rules
Rider 1 - I bget you cant land a rodeo 720
Rider 2 - Bet i can
Pipe
Rider 1 - This sucks and really hurts when you hang up
Rider 2 - Hell yer
Jibbing
Rider 1 - Whoa that handrail could be one amazing photo opp
Rider 2 - Hell yer
Overall
Freestyle snowboarding rules
by Jordan "muzzy" May 9, 2006
Get the Freestyle Snowboarding mug.not a sport. it is a form of self-expression. skiing is a sport, it is organized, it is strict. snowboarding is not. STOP SAYING ITS A SPORT CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT! ALL YOU POSERS OUT THERE I POSTED THIS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE CRAP DEFINITIONS FOR IT! AND SKIERS, DON'T HECKLE US AND WE DON'T HECKLE YOU! IN FACT IF YOUR RAGGING ON SNOWBOARDING, YOUR NOT EVEN A LEGIT SKIER!!!!!!
by babarbard March 11, 2009
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by Mike May 13, 2005
Get the snowboarding mug.A complete cunt. A pussy who's too chicken to ski. Likes to show off by colliding with slow-moving skiers...because that's the only target they have enough control to hit. They also take up twice as much space on a chair, and don't know how to queue.
by Flyinkiwi August 3, 2004
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"Birry you'll never guess what I did last night. I gave Phir a snowblower in front of his grandparents!"
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