snarf

The sound your grandma (and other old people or people with deviated septums)make when they laugh. A combination of a snarl and laugh and snort. You know it when you hear it.

Grandma: omg, that's so funny, *snarf*

by Cathi Robertson June 15, 2008

snarftastic

1. wonderful
2. happy

this pudding is snarftastic

by Matt January 18, 2004

snarfbuckle

When you try to buckle your pants but realize the belt is either twisted or completely backwards. Usually occurs when you're running late for something.

Dude, I was so late to class today! I was halfway out the door when I realized I had snarfbuckled my belt.

by Sarah_rocks_1177 November 6, 2007

Snarfalopichous

One who Engages In the act of an Immense, self full-filled prophecy of a Grotesque eating meal manner. Usually chew with their mouth open.

Mike: "wow, talk about obesity and over-indulging her/himself."
Tom: "I bet you couldn't help but notice that poor Snarfalopichous In that Bistro."
Mike: "Just makes me sick."(hurling noise)."

by Tdog 703 Ham August 18, 2008

Snarfloggle

To kiss some one deeply

tom: Can u beleive it? Jen snarfloggled molly behind the gym yesterday!

by LoveChan August 1, 2010

fyarkin snarf

a phrase usually uttered in frustration, synonymous with "fucking shit".

"What the hell is up with all this fyarkin snarf?!"

by Bob Gonzalez February 16, 2008

sarff

A red haired penis so large it can fuck two women at once.

Shawn used his sarff on these two chicks but then their boyfriends walked in so he used it to polevault his ass out of there.

by GrantHarry April 27, 2008